August 2011
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Eating while on a date
Expectations:
Reality:
More Laughs Here
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omnomnominator:
DEMON CAT!
Okay, I know I’ve posted this before, but it was a while back and this will always be hilarious!
thebluewriter asked: OHMYGOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA THE IMAGES RUNNING AROUND MY HEAD! I can never look at a dancing pony without inappropriate thoughts again! I added you on Pottermore! :D
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I have learned a great truth of life. We do not succeed in spite of our...
– Richard Paul Evans (via kari-shma)
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Joy is sometimes a blessing, but it is often a conquest. Our magic moment help...
– ‘By the river Piedra I sat down and wept’ by Paulo Coelho (via kari-shma)
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One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that you can’t...
– James Earl Jones (via kari-shma)
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They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them...
– Andy Warhol (via kari-shma)
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Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and...
– J.W. Goethe (via kari-shma)
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To fear is one thing. To let fear grab you by the tail and swing you around is...
– Katherine Paterson (via kari-shma)
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Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and...
– J.W. Goethe (via kari-shma)
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A true friend knows your weaknesses but shows you your strengths; feels your...
– William Arthur Ward (via kari-shma)
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Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live...
– James Baldwin (via kari-shma)
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The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved — loved for...
– Victor Hugo (via kari-shma)
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Learn how to quit a job, break up with a lover, and confront a friend without...
– Pamela Redmond Satran (via kari-shma)
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Accept challenges, so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory.
– George S. Patton (via kari-shma)
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If your success is not on your own terms, if it looks good to the world but does...
– Anna Quindlen (via kari-shma)
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You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it true....
– Richard Bach (via kari-shma)
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Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.
– Samuel Beckett (via kari-shma)
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Happiness isn’t what happens when you whistle along, pretending bad things don’t...
– Marisa de los Santos (via kari-shma)
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It’s terribly amusing how many different climates of feeling one can go through...
– Anne Morrow Lindbergh (via kari-shma)
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Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the...
– Benjamin Disraeli (via kari-shma)
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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders...
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via kari-shma)
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Always remember, everyone is hungry for praise and starving for honest...
– David Brandt Berg (via kari-shma)
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Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
– Albert Einstein (via kari-shma)
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to...
– Ron White (via kari-shma)
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Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes…just be an illusion.
– Unknown (via kari-shma)
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The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset...
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